📌Note: Person 1: Privacy Enthusiast, Person 2: Normal Guy
An Average VPN User Nowadays,
Person 1: “Dude, the internet is totally locked down now. I can’t go online without a VPN.”
Person 2: “Same here. I’m permanently glued to my VPN.”
Person 1: “Oh nice! Which one do you use?”
Person 2: “Turbo VPN. It says ‘Most Secure & Private’ right on the Play Store. Plus, it’s free!”
Person 1: “Wait, what?! Bro, never trust a ‘free’ VPN with your privacy. You aren’t the customer; you’re the product. They’re likely selling your data or injecting malware. You’re safer using your raw ISP connection than some random free app. Why not use audited providers like Mullvad, Proton, or IVPN?
Person 2: “Paid VPNs? Are you joking? Why pay when free exists? Millions of people use Turbo, so it must be safe. Those ‘audited’ ones you mentioned are probably the unsafe scams! I’ve never even heard of them.”
Person 1: “(Staring blankly, soul leaving body) 😑😵🤯.”